Steven

An identity theif.

hoomanoid one: bro have you seen how Steven has been acting recently?
hoomanoid two: yea, he has download donald trumps personality

by last century March 19, 2022

Steven's Law

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.

Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"

by currysandwhichrabbit March 21, 2022

Steven

has a bbc and knows how to use it :) all is the goat and the best at basketball.

Friend: Omg look at that new kid
Other friend: oh yeah that's Steven I heard he has a bbc imma go ask him out

by exponentially March 28, 2022

King Steven

A square pigeon from the lower east side who likes to frolick in the meadows .

King Steven battles Baruch dab for dab on the haters

by Dankman the bachur September 11, 2021

Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 15, 2021

Steven

The kid who calls you jealous of him but he is always getting rejected by girls so he turns gay

steven: you are just jealous
you: because you have more rejections then we all do girls

by hdjdiskjdjekdhdijrbc fbf September 21, 2021

Stevened

Meaning that you’re so drunk you’re prone to accidents.

The phrase was coined by Liverpool’s local newspaper ‘The Liverpool Echo’ following the events of an accidental drunk death which occurred at a Liverpool City Bar in 1897. The man who died was only documented by his surname Steven by the paper. The term was popularised after the paper used the term to describe drunk individuals who suffered accidents of similar severity to Steven.

My mate Rory flattened Toby’s bird in the club last night, he was absolutely Stevened

by Lpool_Informant-07 September 22, 2021