Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.

There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^

by MirakatFursona January 23, 2025

bash type

when someone is acting too scared to do something, shy, or doesnt speak up about it

That girl is always getting beat up, she must be the bash type.

by THA ONLY {L33 L33} June 22, 2009

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 05, 2019

TYPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

TYPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

TYPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

by A Nigger Boy July 12, 2018

That type of money

rich people shit

I'd love to go skiing but who's got that type of money?

by Bob the lob January 30, 2022

type snacks

a version of “type shit” but instead a clean version for you to say priso- i mean school

~At school~
*carly*: i like your shoes
*your hgs/hbs*: typee shi-
*bonquesha*: *looks at the teacher, watching them*
TYPE SNACKS
*everyone else follows her phrase*: TYPE SNACKS

created by milan w.💕

by August 01, 2024

Ideal Type

ideal type, definition: a type of person that catches your eye. a type of person you're interested in. it can be a celebrity or just characterists/face features. henceforth, why julia thinks your cute no matter what you think

Mc: why would you like them?
Friend: because theyre my ideal type!

by xlostwasfoundx January 16, 2023