Twat shot

When a girl soaks tampon with alcohol and then inserts it into her vagina then a man sucks the alcohol out of her vagina.

Dude last night my girl soaked a tampon in tequila and inserted it into her vagina and had me sucks the booze from her vagina! Best twat shot ever!

by Hooverr77 June 26, 2015

Twat Tax

Money spent by people on their own idiocy. Money spent on fixing situations caused by one's own idiocy.

On Friday night I got so bungalowed that I locked myself out of the house and had to pay £80 for a locksmith to change the locks, that's an £80 Twat Tax so far this week.

by Maraqui January 22, 2012

Twat Cleaner

To fuck and cum in a womans vagina and then use a straw to suck the douche out of her.

"Dude i feel like a bitch, my girl said i was her personal Twat Cleaner"

by licdapoontang April 29, 2009

Twat Twins

The female version of butt buddies

Gen and Rushdah are having another sleepover?!? those twat twins

by thatjerseykid July 16, 2011

Twat-in-law

A sister-in-law whom is a twat.

My twat-in-law complained the entire time she was here.

by RM7816 April 02, 2018

twat pocket

1. Someone who is or resembles a pussy

Clay was too scared to go streaking, what a twat pocket.

by master pimp juice August 08, 2009

twat nipple

1. A thrid Nipple found around the vanginal area

2. The verb to twat nipple, where the "Twat" surrounds said nipple covering in vaginal lubricant

3. Sombody who doesn't realise the blatently obvious / works in Subway (or a general form of abuse)

1. We were getting jiggy, until I saw her Twat nipple

2. I walked in on her giving him a twatnipple, if was erotic.

3. Yes, I will have cucumber with that you absolute twatnipple

by ConstanceAyee January 08, 2008