Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024

Turtle shot

When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.

Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!

by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024

Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024

Turtle tunnel

Uncircumcised penis

The guy last night had a turtle tunnel

by Kandykitty February 22, 2025

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.

"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."

by Gropium June 10, 2025

Turtle Roy

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.

Where the fuck is Turtle Roys dumbass?

by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025