A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.
by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018
I spent four hours editing my latest Urban Dictionary entry - I'm such a turd burnisher.
Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.
Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.
Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.
Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.
by Bono Lex January 31, 2014
It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.
by Polar007 October 29, 2012
(noun) - the act of a person taking a friend with them to see a new movie at a theater, and paying for both tickets, for the purpose of making a potentially bad movie (i.e. a turd) more enjoyable for them.
Boy 1: Hey, Jimmy! I really wanna go see the new Spiderman movie, but I need some Turd Insurance. You interested?
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
by Jambo_11 July 20, 2012
1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.
2.A general insult to anyone.
1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling
by Word Master123 August 24, 2006
Gary refused to use the hot tub ever again after he heard someone had dropped a Tub Turd in it, and the tub wasn't properly cleaned and sanitized by the housekeeping staff at the Ramanda Inn in Coldwater, Michigan.
by Floss 69 January 19, 2006