When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
by Bilko123 February 12, 2014
Get the Fork lift dick truckmug. range rover sports truck is a stupid inside joke that only baylen levine fans will understand because they are superior.
by benitez.mateys May 30, 2020
Get the range rover sports truckmug. I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.
by BigTrucksEndViolence September 30, 2013
Get the Small Penis Truckmug. 1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.
2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck
1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'
2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'
by xiao hauzi July 4, 2006
Get the fat truck driving lesbianmug. Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.
Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019
Get the Virginia Monster Truck Tiremug. A jacked up truck that is loud. Commonly seen double parking. Most of the time they are stupid looking .
by jbwm August 23, 2017
Get the yee yee ass truckmug. You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.
by garrettisawesome March 17, 2015
Get the Upper Michigan Dump Truckmug.