rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011

Giant Tool

A poser, normally homosexual, that does not see how much of a loser they are.

Yo, that kid was a giant tool, he gonna get the shit beaten out of him.

by Fitz April 9, 2003

Name That Tool

A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you lose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.

Hey Name That Tool...Is it a Flat head? Nope, guess again...

by Hi beams, Donkey boy October 8, 2008

Twinkle Tool

Twinkle Tool (he's the one who's girlfriend is convinced is gay)

That twinkle tool seems lovely! Can't believe his girlfriend keeps calling him gay all of the time, HE should get rid of HER surely?

by Ghede_Loki January 19, 2011

garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.

Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!

by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004

Yule Tool

Yule Tool-Someone who acts like a complete jerk during the holiday season. Prone to fits of rage if holiday lights don't work and if inflatable snowmen refuse to stand up right.
Also applies to rude holiday sales help, "door buster" bullies and pedifile store Santa's.

It takes a real Yule Tool to stand in line for six hours just to be one of the first people in the store that is offering holiday "door buster" sales.

by The Street Smart Psychic November 25, 2009