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Pork on Toast 

The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"
I asked Jenny before i slipped it in if she wanted some "pork on toast.."
Pork on Toast by Chelsee Jensen January 11, 2008

texas toast 

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast
we played texas toast last night it sucked
texas toast by stephen November 8, 2004
Toast is a game that is played with guys. They all stand around a piece of toasted bread or perhaps an english muffin, and they splooge on it. The last person to ejaculate on the piece of toast must eat the whole thing. This is Toast.
" Kevin, Rob, and Gay Reilly were playing toast one day. Reilly finished last so he had to eat the toast and then they gave him a mushroom stamp on the forehead."
Toast by Nice Tits October 26, 2006

toast packer 

When one is out of lube, butter is smeared on a piece of toast. Toast is then smeared on the butthole as to serve as lube. Generally used for heterosexual vegitarians.
I used all my lube up so I became a toast packer.
toast packer by Glosmotorhead September 20, 2006

toast race 

when multiple men (2 and above) masterbate over a piece of toast, the last one to cum eats the toast.
watch it bitch!! or else I will challange you to a toast race
toast race by D, Sanchez May 21, 2007

tasty shit 

the result of combining fudge brownies and reese's peanut butter into aa fudge brownie peanut pie with a graham cracker crust! all items can be found in isle nine of cub foods
the ultimate solution to munchies! it is tasty shit
tasty shit by Richard rubber July 7, 2011