Tank

1. A socially awkward person who is very inarticulate.
2. A garden tool.

Thomas Oresik wanted to ask out a guy who he thought was really hot, but he was too much of a tank.

by Noodlez3456 May 25, 2010

Tanked Off

A subejective rejection mood. It's one of those emotional times (mostly found in guys) where you don't want to be subjectively nice to a certain person. Everyone can notice the mood, it's the mood between aggetated and pissed off. Another way to say Tanked Off is a boys time of month.

Charile came into work aggetated that his mother kicked him out.

His girlfriend comes in and breaks up with him currently making him Tanked Off. he rufuses to do his daily activities and work.

At the end of the day Charle's boss fires him. Now he's pissed off.

by LordWaffleKisses November 10, 2009

Slag Tank

A rather large 4x4 SUV that's driven by some who's using their phone and doing makeup in the mirror all whilst being completely oblivious to what the vehicle is designed to do. In areas such as London it's referred to as a Chelsea Tractor

Look at that bell end in the slag tank updating her instagram live whilst driving. What a cu*t

by Johnsyschannel March 24, 2022

Cat tank

When you fuck your cat for misbehaving

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.

by Jake 9 April 27, 2017

Rob Mi Tank

Dating, back from the cavemen, this person/creature had a habbit of Sexually Touching his anus.

Eww my brother Danny is turning into Rob Mi Tank.

by systemhobo October 9, 2008

Cutie-tank

1. Cutie-tanks are always very cute and loveable, they have never said a bad thing about anyone. Although they think that they are not very good at most things they usually excel at EVERYTHING that they do. Cutie-tanks always have some form of martial arts behind them, which makes them lethal weapons... they should not be messed with. Cutie-tanks always come with a best friend who will threaten to beat any boy who hurts their Cutie-tank to the ground with bricks in their purse. Cutie-tanks have amazing personalities and are extremely beautiful inside and out, they know themselves and always try and help others. Supportive and understanding a true Cutie-tank will never let her friends feel like they are alone, even if they are being inconsolable morons who constantly complain about an ex that they dated for under two months. Altogether amazing. Usually are named Bianca.

Ex:

Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!

Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca

Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank

by SmartChick18 November 14, 2011

Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.

The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.

by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018