pulled a peter

jizzed or, ejaculating in ones pants

that girl was so hot i almost pulled a peter!

by Dan Simmions April 29, 2011

Sean peter

Two timing sex offender, extremely greasy, tries to squeeze into a medium when he's an extra large, kisses girls when they are sleeping, three ciders and he's down, Can't fat shame him, he has no shame. Don't be an ape, don't be Sean Peter.

Local ape Sean Peter lobes himself up into a medium.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

Peter Parker

An unkown person

Person 1: "Omg, its Peter Parker!"
Person 2: "Who's that?"

by Itsbritneyb!tches April 1, 2022

peter dickinson

peter dickinson
Known as 88 by most girls, he's pretty much as perfect as a guy gets, really nice, hilarious, so popular, so....sexy...too sexy...lol, n how can any1 for get him being "THRILLA"

Kat:Wow u see Peter Dickinson in the Towel?
Mon: yea...omg...i'd give anything to be with him,even for one night
Kat:There's nothing i wouldnt do for him:)

by Kitty KAt91 December 9, 2008

Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

little peter

it's small.

"he had a little peter"

by dizzy facts May 24, 2021

Peter Parker

Whos petter parker?

Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker

Jerry: Who even is that?

by FruitBatz March 19, 2022