When you look at your love life ( and other aspects) and realise how shit it is .
Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.
Ending up with bottles of wine / any other alcohol in the house and much junk food.
by Whitewomensyndrone April 24, 2016
Get the Bridget Jones Breakdownmug. A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.
Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!
by Greenbay rules June 7, 2018
Get the dallas ed jonesmug. by Pigknucks April 9, 2021
Get the Penis face Jonesmug. by Stuffed Courgette October 8, 2019
Get the Alun Wyn Jonesmug. A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.
A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.
A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.
A noun-
Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.
It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.
A verb -
What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.
I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.
Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.
It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.
A verb -
What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.
I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.
by GoforGlory April 6, 2011
Get the Lazy Eyed Jonesmug. Someoneone you know and used to describe a situation of fast movement. also can be used as a holla to friends across a room,
by PAINEM03 March 14, 2009
Get the jogger j jonesmug. when one of yor friends or someone you know, has just done something mad/disgusting/undescribable/brave.
1-"cant beileve he just punched that black man in the face!"
2-"yeh that boy is one sick man jones"
1-"get me"
2-"yeh that boy is one sick man jones"
1-"get me"
by alien-one-glove September 10, 2005
Get the sick man jonesmug.