An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.
Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
by Watdaduck July 30, 2024
Get the Castro Valley Highmug. by Tj567 June 9, 2024
Get the Silicone Valleymug. “early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.
by King_Organic September 10, 2021
Get the West valley high schoolmug. That feeling when you had it rough when you were younger, but you’re grown ass now, and your life is alright, man. It’s alright.
Re: comparison from present day in the beginning, to present day at the end of Back to the Future.
Re: comparison from present day in the beginning, to present day at the end of Back to the Future.
Man, this sweet propane fire pit in my own backyard is my “hill valley”, Craig. It’s “My Hill Valley.”
by H_666 May 10, 2019
Get the My Hill Valleymug. : Hey you want to go to Seiad Valley and get our party on??
: Wtf i dont want to part with fucking Christmas Trees!!!
: Wtf i dont want to part with fucking Christmas Trees!!!
by daisy95 August 17, 2011
Get the Seiad Valleymug. A school in Pennsylvania that has a lot of thottys. If you haven’t lost your V card, had a kid, or dated your cousins by the time you are 14 you don’t go there. You
Person 1: did you hear about that girl who get pregnant?
Person2: be more specific... we go to pregnant valley
Person2: be more specific... we go to pregnant valley
by Youllneverguess January 26, 2019
Get the Pregnant valleymug. by Sexydimma October 24, 2014
Get the the green giant in the valleymug.