A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.
"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."
"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."
"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."
"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016

by uwuboy November 12, 2020

by That smart guy there May 17, 2021

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.
by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

Bryce Steinmiller
Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!
Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher
I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher
I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
by MotoMoto1234566676 May 22, 2024

by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020
