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church shirt

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.
by justme62 February 28, 2015
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Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025
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Shirt

Tshirt but with a lot if buttons
Hey look Jhonny is wearing a shirt pffff!
by That smart guy there May 17, 2021
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Texas T-shirt

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014
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Pelvic shirt

I need to go to the store to buy more pelvic shirts
by Mindsofthesquaretable March 19, 2024
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Cardi-shirt

A cardigan and shirt which are combined together to make one item of clothing; often worn by Steven Clement.
"Wow Steve - I love your cardi-shirt!!! You look so high end".
by RachieRachRachaelRachelle October 15, 2013
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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