your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.

guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know

by poomam October 19, 2019

your mum

,,your mum'' is a commonly used term in all of America to answer a ,,diss'' or a ,,insult''. It's often used when the offended person doesn't know what to answer when confronted with a ,,diss''. Saying your mum usually means: Your mum has to do something with what you just said.

A guy: Yo, your so ugly omg. I can't imagine living in your body, must be a terrifying Life
Another guy: Your mum.
A guy: ,,dies''

by Nils der dude May 8, 2023

james mum

A woman who can't afford wii sports for her children

Oh my god he James mum

by James mum September 23, 2016

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

Morgz's Mum Aka Big Jill

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a about 100 year old lady that can't live without mc donald's and lives in her son's house and his name is Morgz aka photocopier because love use mr beasts ideas

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a lady that lives in her son's house and eat's too much Mc Donald's

by Lukemon March 29, 2021

ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

megs mum

The hottest milf around, megs mum has not interest in Meg.

The only interests she has is with the young lads around Meg.

That’s why Megs mum always keep Meg under her shoe. This way Meg will never disobey her mother’s wishes.

Have you see Megs mum, god damn.

She’s a milf and a half!

by Definitely_not_george October 30, 2021