muff cabbage

a smelly vagina

OMG!!! she has a muff cabbage and it stinks

by B96jhoncena April 2, 2011

muff cabbage

untamed hairy vagina

Your so gawbage. Ya freeken muff cabbage.

by TheTruthIsGreat March 8, 2013

Muff Cabbage

A loose Vag

Yeah, she's got a Muff Cabbage, I almost got lost in there when I was punchin it in.

by PartyPimp October 17, 2010

muff bristles

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles

Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"

by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 3, 2017

Muff muncher

A person whos addicted to consistently giving oral sex to women regardless of they're desirability, weight or hygiene.

I heard that dudes a total muff muncher. I heard she left him because he muff munched her cousin Gertrude. His parents kicked him out because they found out he was muff munching and caught the herp.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021