chads kettle

the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.
jerome- bro i just tried the chads kettle

ben- na no way
by Ew_Its_Jason April 23, 2022
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Chad Morgan

Here's Chad Morgan singing the shiek of scrubby creek.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 02, 2020
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Brunie Chad

A specific type of Chad as there is the misconception that a Chad is a blonde-haired alpha male guy. A Brunie Chad is the typical douchebag with brown to dark brown hair and some form of facial hair, be it a cum-trickle of hair to a full on pooh pooh beard. Whenever you see a really cute girl in public or on social media, they are typically dating, married to, knocked up by or already had a couple of kids with these assholes. These guys try to take on some organic, hipster persona to win over the cute artsy girls, but act like complete phonies in the process.
Man, I was really hitting off with this cute, artsy brunette girl that I met at a coffee shop, but surely enough, her douchey Brunie Chad boyfriend came out of nowhere, PDAed her and I felt like I just wasted my time.
by T-Rex75 March 26, 2024
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Hanging Chad

After you take an explosive shit, and you flush, there’s still a piece of turd left clinging to the side or back of the toilet bowl.
After flushing, I noticed a Hanging Chad on the back of the toilet bowl
by Rinoia December 20, 2022
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Hanging-Chad

When someone posts a random question and the comments are full of wrong answers by everybody, including me, and the original poster never comes back to the comments with the REAL answer.
Dang, did Scoob ever come back with an answer to that post that got like, 200 comments?

Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...
by mysticklemom May 04, 2021
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Pulling a Chad

Wanting a significant other and going to social enviroments just to sit in the corner on your phone
Dude did you see Dave Pulling a Chad again even though Vanessa was eyeing him all night
by Zukariin July 10, 2022
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Pulling a chad

Thinking an elk is a horse.
“Is that a horse?” “Nope you’re just pulling a chad.”
by Pk33 April 14, 2024
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