Kool aid man

He shits everywhere and says oh yeah when raping little kids in McDonald's. He masturbates with children's cum, semen and lotion. He is also a human.

Pedophile: Wassup kool-aid man how many kids did you rape?
Kool aid man: I raped over 364 kids today.

by How come I sleep with your wif May 11, 2022

HOT KOOL-AiD

The action of telling a bitch she must fall back because she does not want to obtain the water vapor; she must relax; she doesn't deserve ice.

That bitch needs some HOT KOOL-AiD before she catches these hands.

DRiNK HOT KOOL-AiD bitch, you don't deserve ice.

by FERRARiROCHER November 5, 2019

Band aid breakup

to breakup with someone extremely fast.

dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.

by BT2009 July 13, 2009

I have AIDS

Something to say to fill awkward silences.

John: "So.......what's new?" Bill: ................ "I have AIDS."

by treemilk November 28, 2020

bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.

Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."

by GAGGOT January 17, 2010

first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017

thirst aid kit

Any container containing ice cold beer

Don't forget to bring your thirst aid kit on the float trip tomorrow.

by Official Buzzy June 20, 2021