Tit arseing

When your child is messing around they're tit arsing.

Stop tit arseing

by Tit arseing February 19, 2025

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

Rat-Arsed

Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.

"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"

"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."

by Canonboyo April 2, 2013

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 9, 2022

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

Eat arse

Directed at people who boasted, talked themselves up or talked others up. Patronized people.

Tane is thinks he’s the man he’s always acting like an eat arse.

by Sidney Shaw December 8, 2020