Texas Lovelock

When you lovelock your partner and simultaneously force feed them Arby's

I need 20 beef n cheddars my girls hurting for a Texas lovelock

by ChazerB June 21, 2017

Texas Gloryhole

Sticking your dick in the wall of the Alamo. The bullet holes covering the outer wall of the Alamo are tiny....proof that not everything is bigger in Texas!

"Just found me another Texas Gloryhole.....Yeee Haw!"

by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 February 26, 2017

Texas Minivan

When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)

bro, she took it real nice with that texas minivan last night. she was crying.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Texas Dust

The remains of semen from an elder Texas gentleman.

"Hey Rou, where were you Tuesday last week?" "Oh, I was enjoying the company of that nice cowboy, but now I can't get this Texas Dust out of my crevice!"

by whhhaaattthhheeeffuuucccckkk August 26, 2011

Texas Bullfrog

When your partner blows into your foreskin creating a pocket of air that looks like a bullfrogs throat.

When having foreplay my wife likes to give me a Texas Bullfrog .

by Joan Wick August 27, 2017

Texas Draw

It has it's roots in the cowboy scene.
It is similar to the word, quick draw, but with a Texas grandiose twist. The word signifies having and or being the man with the fastest gun draw around.

Tim: "How did Joe "Flash" Pickman do that?"
Fred: "Tim, don't you know he has that Texas Draw."

by HAHAMathis February 1, 2021

Sexas Texas

A person who is a registered sex offender in the state of Texas.

Oh look! It’s the sexas texas. I hope he doesn’t blame me for my sexual preferences!

by CrossKnuspes May 29, 2021