Texter's Remorse

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.

An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)

by ShreddedDreamz October 10, 2008

text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.

C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.

by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008

texuality

Texuality is when someone is turned on by new technology and has an orgasim when a new gadget comes out.

Phil shows his texuality whenever a new product comes out, see how excited he is!

by **Dr Dave July 13, 2009

Texasm

The collective feeling of elation felt by native Texans, caused by having been born in Texas.

That group of cowboys over there are having a Texasm, being as they were all born in Texas.

by TX0gre August 11, 2009

textlish

Language/spelling used when texting, typing or writing.

lets eet. FrIdAh!!! thats how u spell it xD he told meh it durin art and alex still duznt enderstand that he duznt, ima lernin, frend, bein, i dont no, sumting, theers, textlish mks no sns

by Pink Pirate September 12, 2009

texas prospector

when you're having anal sex with a girl and you build up so much pressure that when you pull out a stream of shit squirts out like oil

"My roommate did a texas prospector and now there's shit all over my bed."

by georgia tech October 5, 2009

textural cramp

Very similar to a menstrual cramp but it's in the arms from too much texting.

I thought my period cramps were bad until I texted 483 times today and my arms started aching and cramping because of textural cramps.

I cannot send anymore text messages to you because I have textural cramps. Taking some Midol.

Sorry I cannot text today, I'm getting my texting period.

I am PTC'ing, pre-textual cramping.

by SneffSneff January 9, 2010