Barman 1: Who's that tramp ass motherfucker ? He just drank ten beers, he sits only and talks to himself. And he be dressed like a motherfucking clown.
Barman 2: He's some kind of teacher or maybe he just acts like one.
Barman 2: He's some kind of teacher or maybe he just acts like one.
by Nice Uncle Andy October 6, 2006
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Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.
by Hexum March 1, 2005
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by Mattch April 27, 2007
Get the virginia tech mug.Teachers (see pedophile) are sluts who got divorced or married a dumbass and who can't afford to live, so they take the first job they can find and take out all their anger on the students. Let's see, how so? Let's look at an example:
Kid: Mrs. Anders--
Teacher: WHAT?
Kid: Oh I uh, just wanted to know if--
Teacher: Did I give you permission to get out of your seat?
Kid: Well no--
Teacher: That's it, you're getting written up.
Kid: But I just wanted to ask you something.
Teacher: WHAT???
Kid: Can I please have yesterday's homework?
Teacher: No. Now take this conduct slip and go to the office.
"Hmm, well, maybe she was just having a hard day", you may be thinking. You might even be thinking it's what she teaches that matters. After all, the reason why we have school is to learn, right?
If this was the case, the teachers would be able to explain everything they teach in a nice, easy-to-understand way. They would be showing it's OK to make mistakes because it's a natural part of life and they understand. And that we're all in this together, to learn how nice and fun it is to learn such wonderful things.
Instead we have asshats who didn't learn fuck and are just sticking to what the book and curriculum say. They just tell you bits of information and expect you to put it all together in order. Then they give you homework and expect the homework to be what teaches you. But they didn't actually look at the homework themselves, and so the homework has what the teacher didn't cover at all because he was either lazy or procrastinated or some shit.
And let's say we forget some homework. It's the natural part of life, right? We procrastinated maybe and found later we were just too tired. When we do something like this the teachers make us come up to them and they yell at us. Then they make us feel like idiots by insulting us and humiliating us in front of the class. Teachers can even take it as far as making students call their home and explain what they did.
Things like teachers, school, and homework are the reason why we haven't developed time travel yet, or efficient air/solar/water powered cars.
Teachers are fuckin' retarded.
Kid: Mrs. Anders--
Teacher: WHAT?
Kid: Oh I uh, just wanted to know if--
Teacher: Did I give you permission to get out of your seat?
Kid: Well no--
Teacher: That's it, you're getting written up.
Kid: But I just wanted to ask you something.
Teacher: WHAT???
Kid: Can I please have yesterday's homework?
Teacher: No. Now take this conduct slip and go to the office.
"Hmm, well, maybe she was just having a hard day", you may be thinking. You might even be thinking it's what she teaches that matters. After all, the reason why we have school is to learn, right?
If this was the case, the teachers would be able to explain everything they teach in a nice, easy-to-understand way. They would be showing it's OK to make mistakes because it's a natural part of life and they understand. And that we're all in this together, to learn how nice and fun it is to learn such wonderful things.
Instead we have asshats who didn't learn fuck and are just sticking to what the book and curriculum say. They just tell you bits of information and expect you to put it all together in order. Then they give you homework and expect the homework to be what teaches you. But they didn't actually look at the homework themselves, and so the homework has what the teacher didn't cover at all because he was either lazy or procrastinated or some shit.
And let's say we forget some homework. It's the natural part of life, right? We procrastinated maybe and found later we were just too tired. When we do something like this the teachers make us come up to them and they yell at us. Then they make us feel like idiots by insulting us and humiliating us in front of the class. Teachers can even take it as far as making students call their home and explain what they did.
Things like teachers, school, and homework are the reason why we haven't developed time travel yet, or efficient air/solar/water powered cars.
Teachers are fuckin' retarded.
Kid: Uh-oh, my computer crashed.
Teacher: Well it's your fault.
Kid: Why?
Teacher: Don't you back-talk to me.
Kid: But I wasn't!
Teacher: STOP ARGUING WITH ME.
Kid: Well what do I do now?
Teacher: You worthless child, you're not going to live a life with this kind of attitude. Some day someone's going to kill you and you know what, I'd be damn happy for whoever does it.
Teacher: Well it's your fault.
Kid: Why?
Teacher: Don't you back-talk to me.
Kid: But I wasn't!
Teacher: STOP ARGUING WITH ME.
Kid: Well what do I do now?
Teacher: You worthless child, you're not going to live a life with this kind of attitude. Some day someone's going to kill you and you know what, I'd be damn happy for whoever does it.
by XFi6 June 25, 2008
Get the teacher mug.kid 1: I don't want to attend Science class today
kid 2: why?
kid 1: because of that fucking teacher
kid 2: why?
kid 1: because of that fucking teacher
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