e-tard

someone who does way too much E.

holy crap! check out that e-tard skank!

by Megaaaaan February 25, 2008

Diesel Tard

Fat retarded looking person.

Guy 1: look at him hes huge
Guy 2: yea hes a Diesel Tard.

by Paully Bleeker October 31, 2008

tard smile

When you smile (on the verge of laughing) in an empty room with no one around to see you do it.

Jessie was looking at some censored pictures and smiled peevishly....

TARD SMILE.

by icykittykat February 27, 2011

retarded tard

-A retard who is also a tard. Dumb as fuck but pretends to be smart by using big words and typing long essays that doesnt sense.

-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.

you're a fucking retarded tard get a life. What's your IQ? Mines is on the above average range.

by YouneedMEds March 26, 2010

Shaq-Tarded

When one is as retarded as a guy shaq's size.

That guy isn't just dumb he's Shaq-Tarded!

by Tree sock May 7, 2009

tard sandwich

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.

"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"

by c0p December 11, 2018

Bat-tard

Derogatory term for someone who thinks Batman solos/is remotely comparable to most other superheroes.

Guy 1: Batman could solo Galactus, easily.
Guy 2: Why would you even think that? Galactus is a literal god.

Guy 1: W-well if Thanos beat Galactus before, then with enough prep time-
Guy 2: Stfu bat-tard.

by Crabby1 December 2, 2021