King San

Baller status. The realest Motherf*cker around. everybody wishes they were him. he is infinitely amazing. He's not Lil B, but he will f*ck your B*tch.

GOD D*MN! King San just F*cked my bitch... AGAIN!

I wish I was as cool as King San.

Son: I'm Amazing.
Mom: STFU you're no King San

by His Loyal Servant September 19, 2011

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lyin king

a person who tells a lie that is just so unbelievable you can only laugh out loud at their audacity

"I scored tickets to the Lion King so I can't make it for our date" makes John the lyin king

by female pharmacist February 8, 2015

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nameless king

certified retarded ass nigga

damn nameless king is a retard wallah on lightskin anonymous

by Strun strun June 12, 2020

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Sausage King

The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.

The Sausage King has one big sausage.

by Stephen Nemeth February 22, 2005

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Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

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To be stolen from, or to have anything swiped from you either covertly or blatantly. Typically perpetrated by one particular co-worker, when he steals a sale you have been working on. Also occurs in conversation in the form of one-upping or discussion of literature and expensive sandwiches. Practice initiated at ODI in Cordova, Tennessee by AMK.

Man, I was selling that customer a Perception kayak, and Andy comes along while I'm getting the boat and and straight up cha-kings me!

Better watch your custy, bro, or you're gonna get straight cha-kiiinnnnggggg!!!

by KBroChill June 26, 2008

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