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swag ladder

A wealthy, socially adept, charismatic person that you hang around with, that makes you seem cooler than you actually are. The controlling factor in a group of friends. No one else would choose to hang out together, if it wasn't for this one very popular, socially smooth person. Members of this persons entourage are mostly unknown and trying to become known. The process of mimicking that person is known as "trying to climb the swag ladder."
You can't all be me. Stop imitating me and trying to climb to the top of the swag ladder.
by swagladder1st July 29, 2011
mugGet the swag laddermug.

swag rag

hold on, if i don't change my swag rag soon i might get toxic shock syndrome
by loserwhousesurbandictionary August 6, 2011
mugGet the swag ragmug.

Eyebrow Swag

Swag you automatically attain after getting your eyebrows done.
After plucking my eyebrows for 45 minutes I will have eyebrow swag. Shit hurts though, then it gets numb.
by TheSmallTownSwagMan September 26, 2012
mugGet the Eyebrow Swagmug.

Team Swag

A "B-Team" Swim relay Comprised of 4 Beasts on a quest for CIF, mainly ones with complete Swag.
Dude, did you see Team Swag beast that relay?!
by pelhamlightning May 21, 2011
mugGet the Team Swagmug.

Turtle Swag

The actions that lead up to a awkward moment. Normal swags awkward counterpart.
Logan: I love you Hannah.
Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag
by awkwardcool May 9, 2012
mugGet the Turtle Swagmug.

Swag Slurping

When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.
Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."
by 9steele9 June 7, 2010
mugGet the Swag Slurpingmug.

Snookie Swag

An ugly woman that is walking like she is the hottest peice of ass on the earth.
"Aww man look at this sexy chick walking in right now"

"Eww dude she's hideous!"

"You serious? I cant see her face but she has to be hot walking like that."

"Thats snookie swag man. Wait till she gets closer."

"UGH FOUL!"
by Furburgerlar September 1, 2011
mugGet the Snookie Swagmug.

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