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spiritbitch 

What you call someone when you're their spirit animal.
"Shut up, spiritbitch. I own you."
spiritbitch by Myeeeeerf September 9, 2016

Heavy spirited 

Basically someone that is so intense and gives of negative vibe. No matter what you say nothing can change the mood or the situation. Takes a lot of energy to bring things to normal. You don't what to hang around a person that is like this. Always have to watch what you say, they might take things the wrong way. Might have some mental issues. Like to put people on guilt trips.
Gary: Man, no matter what i say to Jim his always intense and complicated. Can't get through to him. Such a drainer

Malik: His just heavy spirited

Gary: His just got to take it easy. Full stop.
Heavy spirited by Kingkong12 August 25, 2011
A fag whom makes fun of other fags but is the supreme fag. Also like to fuck all the hoes and bitches while praying in a church
Person A: God that guy is such a fucking Spirat
Person B: ikr, he's fucking someone during communion
Spirat by Nico126XC November 14, 2017

green sprite 

a fag that pees in his sprite and has medical issues so it comes out green and fizzy.
doctor I'm sorry I just had some green sprite
green sprite by Billy Bob jokester123 November 13, 2013
a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans
thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels
sprite by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

brownie spritzer 

A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.
Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.