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soft

a word used to describe a cute girl but seems like the complete opposite of hot. she might like bees or kittens or something weird, but she really doesn't care. usually she's a bit quiet and really shy because the other girls think she's weird.

or used to describe a boy. like a fuckboy they get all the women, but this is only because nowadays girls dig the whole depressed, i hate my life, i'm gonna slit my wrist, run away with me, we can watch the stars together, seems romantic but actually a complete poser, vibe. they try to get you in their arms by making you think that you found the perfect guy that likes astrology and indie music. but they are actually really fake. complete bullshitters. :(
jayden is such a soft boy, he really got allysa thinking she's found the one .
by softies April 2, 2019
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Soft

When an item is so aesthetically pleasing beyond comparison that it brings you to a point of intense climaxation and you can't help but explode with sensation, thus forcing the word to be whispered to prevent the premature ejaculation.
John: Oh boy that really is *soft*
Wendy: Why did you whisper sof- *intense climax*
by Tentacle_Rider69 April 5, 2018
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Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
by whispy82 October 9, 2023
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Soft

I have a thing for soft women
by udposterrrrrrrr October 31, 2021
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Soft Lit

A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.
1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.

Resh: Right.

2.

Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.

Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.
by Vastrum January 23, 2017
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Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.
Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024
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Soft McGinley

THAT MOMENT YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO A PROSTITUTE 6 HOURS AFTER YOU PAID FOR A QUICK VISIT. USUALLY OCCURS AFTER A COKE BINGE AND YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP TO BEGIN WITH. 6. HOURS AFTER YOU FELL YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A HALF NIGHT
Omg. I pulled a "SOFT MCGINLEY!" Just woke up next to a hooker. I was gkd up. Headed home now
by PSTETT April 22, 2024
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