Knob Sock

Another term for condom or a rubber can also be used as an insult.

“Oh you knob sock!”

or
“I need to go buy a knob sock”

by caz321 April 22, 2019

Sock and Pant

Cockney Rhyming slang/esque for Bant e.g. banter

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.

by Ladmanz April 21, 2011

Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid

Hey Braydon your such a stupid socks!

by Smart socks May 28, 2018

Creamy Sock

A sock filled with any creamy substance, usually jizzum

This little nub was pissin me off so I gave him an old fashion beat down with a creamy sock.

by Nub698 August 26, 2011

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Carol the Sock

The Deity of Barnegat Township.

Bob: "Do you where Carol the sock came from?"
Rob: "Yeah it's the sock of that Semi Afro dude."

by Jonabomb January 27, 2008

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021