An old man with a beer gut and a bushy, white santa beard that, unlike the clean Santa of your childhood memories, looks like he's been on a bender since the day after Christmas. His Mrs. Claus was likely once a hooker with a substance abuse problem. Natural habitats of a dimebag santa include bike rallies, car shows, country bars, and Ted Nugent concerts.
We didn't realize that there was a car show going on downtown yesterday, so imagine our surprise when we got there and the streets were filled with dimebag santas and chicks that look like they had a rough life.
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When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.
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Never use this if your gay.
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