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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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Santa Panda

A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.
They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.
by LTKraptor December 13, 2020
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Santa

Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.
Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?
by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022
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Santa Claus

1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.

2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!

2. Santa Claus is not real.

3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
by Clear Gram December 29, 2020
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reversed sloppy santa

When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
by cronk doogle July 23, 2015
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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
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Santa

Santa is a girl's name in Latvia. The most loving girl. One of a kind. Treasure to find. Same name means "saint" in spanish, italian, portuguese and santa clause.
I just met the most loving girl in the world, named Santa.
by little flower April 3, 2021
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