grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.

That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30

by boost the monster May 14, 2015

Sucking Fupid

Not 'fucking stupid', but Sucking Dick.

Mabdaence 3rd, 9999
"Babe? Want to have a long sucking fupid time today?" Arin asks.
"Sure." replies Natalia.

by LesbianLover_NoDicksForME May 19, 2015

Suck Pirate

Some who is not picky about what or how they suck

What a f*cking suck pirate

by Mribpd September 17, 2015

Suck Fire

Euphemism for the homosexual act of licking each other's asshole after eating chipolte

Dick just came out of the closest and apparently loves to suck fire.

by Jerry LickAsshole October 8, 2015

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

by 4xchamp November 17, 2019

suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019

Stink sucking

When you are on bottom of sixty nine, while your girl is sucking you off, you wrap your legs around her neck forcing her to gag on your beef while you fart and make her choke on your meat and your stink.

I had that nasty bitch from the Sorority stink sucking last night after the party

by Azorelady June 19, 2019