Romantic Orientation

One's natural preference in romantic partners, not to be confused with sexual orientation, which is one's natural preference in sexual partners.

Joe: I hate girls so much. They disgust me!

Jim: Really! I always thought you were straight! We should go out someday. We could hook up!

Joe: No. I'm not attracted to men. My sexual orientation is straight, but my romantic orientation is neither. I want to fuck girls, not have a relationship with them.

by rogerthewhale January 18, 2013

Roman Numeral

Roman numerals are numerals that replace the normal Arabic numerals. They use letters such as
I, V, X, L, C, D, and M. Each letter has a value and cannot be repeated more than 3 times. A bar over a roman numeral means it has been multiplied 1000 times so you don't have to write numbers that are like 20 numerals long.

I am an expert at roman numerals.

by Diedon December 6, 2015

Dirty Snapper (Romero)

A cunt of legendary folklore. It can be found under the sea amongst the Tuna, Mackerel and Red Snapper.

The curly haired man in the sailor's uniform ate out the Dirty Snapper (Romero) on the 17th green.

Or

Romero received it doggy while Saucy Toney watched from courtside wearing his foam finger.

Or

Shawn from the park is a hippy bum who loves himself some Romero. Yum!

by Pablo Honey October 17, 2006

romantomasochist

an individual that knowingly starts a relationship that will be painful

One says don't fall in love with me you will only get hurt.
The romantomasochist says it is OK; I know what I'm doing.

One who looks up old lovers to find out what went wrong.

by zaq1max February 2, 2006

rompe condones

a person who always pops condoms.

yo ella si rompe condones. she pregnent with anothher kidd; smh

by LuciiOusz ChiCK March 17, 2009

Roman Bone Fisting

The act of a man and woman mutually fisting each other. The trick is for both people to have a loose bone in there asshole so there is a faint clicking sound.

Suzie and Jonathan have Roman Bone Fisting parties every night.

by ChetMaster12 November 15, 2010

Romneycrate

The scandal surrounding Mitt Romney and the dog he crated and mounted to the top of his vehicle for a 5 hour trip to Canada in 1983. It has been reported the dog, an Irish Setter named Seamus, was so fearful that he defecated in the crate. Obviously a play on the words "Romney Gate".

The PETA people launched a campaign against Mitt Romney after the wide publicity of Romneycrate.

by creedlawofwny April 10, 2012