hot chocolate river

It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.

by Am@nda August 8, 2016

river kinman

Beautiful creature

Oh look at that river kinman

by Not Jacob krause February 3, 2018

alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017

river davis morrow

A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.

"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."

by 12u4y9489289498u January 4, 2017

Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

by Theidahokid October 23, 2019

River lip

What you get from getting with nasty women 🤢

Damn bro did you see who Cole got with? Nah but I’ve heard that bitch got a case of the river lip

by Sullysbirds October 23, 2019

River

A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)

Your a River my dog.

by James_is_coo_beans October 24, 2019