River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

brooklyn rivers

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by brooklyn rivers gay September 26, 2019

river runner

1. slaves escaping through the mississippi river 2. a racial slur for a black person

did i just see 2 dirty river runners

by dirk dinkum February 25, 2020

rump river

When many men cum in your ass and you squeeze it back out creating a Rump River

after the boys came in my ass I showed them the Rump River they created in me

by Broomduvkin March 18, 2020

River Willy

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.

Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.

by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018

D-Nile River

When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!

I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!

by AR13$ November 3, 2022

River North Landmine

When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.

I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.

by Peter Damn Smith December 1, 2021