River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.
"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
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A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement
This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho
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He’s sweet, very funny and cute ngl. He has a good personality. Though he acts like he is 8 years old. Talks like a 2 year old sometimes like a 30 year old because his voice is deep. And has the face of a 18 year old and has the mind of a 16 year old. To say it short he doesn’t act his age. But I still love him- A
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Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river
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river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.
Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.
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