Pudding

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.

Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...

by CranberryKing January 16, 2017

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Pudding feet

Perfect feet for a smooth dance.

« Wow! This man has pudding feet!

by Bri2022 April 26, 2022

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Pud

def 1: A pud may be a fool, a failure, or an absolute loser.

def 2: A pud may be a large male penis.

def 1: Little Nelson could not even tie his own shoes, the father spoke to little Nelson, "What a Pud."

def 2: I watched my father beat his large pud on my bed.

by John Eli January 29, 2019

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Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

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Pud muzzle

A slang term for a condom.

I put a pud muzzle on to control my spunk recoil.

by writtenonmyvein&thelovebrigade July 22, 2016

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Fish Pudding

When you are having intercourse with a woman and you pull out and stick a white or black pudding into their vagina and then slap them in the face with it.

Tom: hey man how'd it go with wendy last night?

Dave: it went great man, gave er the old fish pudding.

Tom: awh ur fuckin twisted dude, get help!

by FenianRover August 15, 2008

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