Popeacolypse

A term referring to our modern era of popes. With the resignation of Pope Benedict were are now in the era of the final Pope (per the prophecy of the popes, attributed to Saint Malachy, which holds that this new pope John the Roman will be the last pope, and the judgement). Thus we are in the Popeacoylpse, the "final days" of the Pontiff.

CNN Announcer "This just in from the Vatican, a frontrunner in the papal succession race has emerged, Giovanni Agerrett. Is this a sign of the Popeacolypse?"
"No man, I don't believe in the Popeacolypse. I am still waiting on the Mayan thing to pay out."

by Rabban February 11, 2013

Poosearch

1:research you do while pooping
2:fun facts you learn while pooping
3:self reflection while pooping

1: I don't have a lot of time to write my paper and I have to poop, I better poosearch to save time!
2: Person 1:Did you know if you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
Person 2: Where did you learn that?
Person 1: From my POOSEARCH!
Person 2: Cool!!
3: I learned a lot about myself while poosearching

by BOSH.0 July 12, 2014

poser chad

Neck beard, basement dweller, that cosplays as a "Chad". Pretends to be a jock or hipster to hook up with the ladies. Is self deprecating and never had the correct verbiage for sports. Although he despises "Chads" he secretly envies them.

I went to Comic Con, and recognized the poser Chad, right off. He looked similar to a Chad, but couldn't get the girl.

by NerdGrrrl January 15, 2017

Podeater

A person most likely a millennial that either partakes in the eating of Tide pods on a dare ( TidePod Challenge) or lacks the mental capacity to make logical capacity to tie their own shoes.

OMG did you see Trudeau trying to answer that question about ethics?

He is such a Podeater!!!

by Leo D'enviro-NO January 20, 2018

poseidon's pash

Water splashing up so fiercely from the tpilet bowl due to defecating, that it penetrates your butthole.

I dumped a log so solid it gave me a fierce poseidon's pash.

by BrownDoggyDog May 23, 2018

Posed

Gave people the illusion that you were something you weren't, deceived people.

The girl's aunt and deceased grandmother (whom she had never actually met) were everything she wanted to be but wasnt in everyday life, still she posed as being just like them when everyone was looking, though there were no true similarities when nobody was looking.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Pedigree Poser

Someone who thinks they can buy themselves into a steroeotyped clique . (Buying Clothes/Jewelry/Plushs)

Girl 1 : Dude , look at the girl ..
Girl 2 : Yeah .. she's such a pedigree poser .
Girl 1 : What a wannabe ..

by smileyy-pikaaa January 28, 2010