Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

Poon Toon

A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.

"What the fuck are you talking about you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.

"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"

by Martinez53 October 24, 2008

Poon lips

The bigger the poon lips you have the better person you are.

Hey you have big poon lips.

by Connorjohnson058 September 14, 2022

Poon

A member of a hate group, sometimes called "gang-stalkers" that uses computer hacking, audio/video surveillance and other means of electronic harassment to torment someone usually for a long period with the goal of inducing mental disorder-like symptoms even suicide.

Poons targeted me in Tukwila at Canyon Estates Condos then stalked me to Ballard, 11th and 62nd and onto Kirkland 145th and Juanita-Woodinville.

by Bauldrdash Thunderballs October 11, 2015

Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in

Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks

by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine vaping device.

“I can’t find the poon.”

by rvvv January 26, 2025