zoe pineda

very short.. like anime boys with yellow hair *cough*Armin, Kurapika, Naruto *cough*

zoe pineda like kurapika. anyways, akaku

by ed sheeran is the queen of rap November 8, 2020

saucy pinecone

when you glue some thumbtacks (or any small sharp objects) to a dildo then fuck yourself with it

"Tonight I'm gonna give myself the saucy pinecone"

by bruhbruhrbuh April 13, 2021

Mangled Pineapple

A woman’s vagina

I was up in her mangled pineapple

by Beckyac May 29, 2021

explosive pineapple

boom.

mmmmmmm yum explosive pineapple-- BOOOMMM!

by Infrared1011 May 30, 2021

Sideways pineapple

In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.

Paul Revere Jr. left a sideways pineapple on my porch. Prepare for battle!

by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022

Maddison Pineda

dylan likes her

dylan liked maddison pineda

by poo April 7, 2022

bloody pineapple

Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!

Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!

by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022