A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.
by benthrer March 7, 2010
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by hizfldskjfsdlakjf August 21, 2006
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by Sku11smasher28 July 16, 2018
Get the No this is patrick mug.Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.
Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."
by Meeeeech December 15, 2008
Get the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick mug.John Patrick is a man made of more than your average JP. He loves his gran, he loves football and he really enjoys chatting about what's for dinner. Mostly found cracking jokes, he's a cheeky chappy and easily as handsome as Rick Astley.
by EasilyConfused July 21, 2020
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Person A: " I accepted a friend request from this guy at work and now he's gone full-Patrick on me."
Person B: "You're probably going to have to pull a T-swift to get out of that mess."
Person B: "You're probably going to have to pull a T-swift to get out of that mess."
by Radley_Magnum April 19, 2018
Get the Full-Patrick mug.He is the 3rd member to join the boy band RoadTrip Tv, he joined along with Andy Fowler and Rye Beaumont, he is 22 years old and his birthday is in March 22, he is the guy with the deepest voice in the band, his stage name is Mikey Cobban, he has a great voice, and he is really kind
by sweet_fovvs February 12, 2019
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