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wendeez nuts

always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.
yo i know a girl named wendy.

wendy? do you mean wendeez nuts?

ha. gottem.
by user385011 November 22, 2021
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Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 7, 2023
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Pocket nuts

Nuts you keep in your pocket to snack on or barter away throughout the day. These could be pistachios or peanuts or some other nut protected by a shell. It could also be a shelled nut like almonds or cashews.
I gave the cab driver some of my pocket nuts as a tip. Didn't want to break a 50
by Amicuz January 27, 2018
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belly nut

When masturbating, a guy might ejaculate into his own belly button. Thus giving clean-up a very great obstacle. (Mostly for someone with an inny) Once you think you have gotten all of the semen out of your bellybutton, you reach a little farther, only to discover there is much much more “belly nut”.
Dude, I nutted into my belly button last night and it took me forever to get it all out. My belly nut was so far in there!
by Manwhyamihere June 4, 2018
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Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.
I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.
by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019
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Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
by Energy 79 October 4, 2016
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platonic nut

When you get that nut off by a girl you consider as close as family
Bruh last night I got that platonic nut off
by juul queen May 1, 2018
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