Ass Betting

Betting money that one doesn't have.

U keep Ass Betting and u won't make a very good reputation for yourself!

by Howard_HUZE May 9, 2017

throw ass

twerk

stacy can’t throw ass for shit

by sakisauce November 13, 2018

ass factor

The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.

If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).

If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.

by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009

ass fries

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.

Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.

by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009

Cracking Ass

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.

John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka

by chewey April 18, 2006

Christmas ass

The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.

"My jeans that fit a month ago don't now because I have Christmas ass."

by creepingphlox January 3, 2010

ass tetris

n. the act of multiple people trying to fit their asses into the backseat of a car.

The three of us had to play ass tetris to fit into the backseat of that Civic.

by ChelleSparks February 2, 2010