God

An All Knowing Being that answers peoples prayers and cures cancer, but never answers a prayer of a Amputee.

Man1-God my leg is gonna get cutt off because of cancer. Please help me Lord.
The Next Day
Man1- Godammit!!!

by Nha T. April 13, 2009

God!

The man up stairs who is all loving and is allways misspoken about and taken for granted. Meny like to make jokes bcause it is to hard for them to say that there is someone bigger and beter then them. Plus they just can't see how anyone could love them after all of the crack they've snorted and STDs they have. The def given for {God} well most of them (I stoped reading it after awile) are incorect and the ones giving them have never been shown, or given, love and wouldn't know a loving God if he was standing infrount of them.

saved his people from egypt, Died on the cross, God! gave his only son so that you and I can live with him forever

by rockthewall July 8, 2010

god

basically dog backwards
so if you think about it
everyone is jewwish realy

god eats apples dogs apples eat

by pooo0 October 20, 2008

gods

A god is a person that slangs drugs on the street corners....Mentioned a lot in Nas songs...

"Gods on every block, that bitch didn't want to fuck with a god"

by G-Unit Gorilla May 3, 2005

God

The sprit who created the heavens and the earth. Sent his son jesus to die for the sins of mankind. Alpha and Omega The Beggining and The End. Wise and eternal. Holy is his name. Lord of Hosts. It was by God's Power Jesus arose from the dead

The God of Abraham, Issaic, and Jacob.

by philly24 July 21, 2009

god

The human who created the universe.

God is the creator of the universe.

by 6th day July 3, 2004

god

people created the idea of god because they were sick of people asking them,
"what is the meaning of life?"
"how did i get here?"
"WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DIE???"
so people came up with the most rediculous idea of god. its bull cr%p. but believe in whatever you want to believe in. i wont judge you

kid: "mom, what happens to you when you die?"
mom: "god sends you go to heaven."
kid: "cut the sh%t I'm serious."

by this guy named tim November 16, 2011