Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 11, 2021

Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

Straight Chillers

An epic or cool person, place, moment or thing.

bro, your new album cover is straight chillers

by Roadman Alex October 7, 2023

Straight Rockets

Means progression or something on the rise it can also define something good.

"Bro i just got paid' "Straight rockets, g"
Or
"I'm getting better at fortnite" "That's Straight rockets"

by GimmieXannz April 6, 2019

straight bullsheeeet

the opposite of straight shooter. one who thinks they can bullsheeeet their way out of things

Yo that mf is straight bullsheeeet!

by BumStatusYo December 5, 2018

Straight Piped

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.

Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.

by Kren Markland July 18, 2021

Straight Zoo

A generic VrChat world were you watch the E-boys and E-Girls interact with each other.

Sorry joined my friend who was in a Straight Zoo, had to get out of there was falling asleep.

by Blazingskullking December 3, 2022