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heavy metal

Awesomeass music that destroys emo and pop and rap. what people listen to when thir pissed the fuck off and dont want hurt anybody. really insanly fast. the blast beat of behemoth in slaves shall serve goes 225 bpm. not shitknot not linkin gay not KoRn!!!!!!!!!!!
Poser-lets go listen to some slipknot!
Me-lets listen to some heavy metal!
poser-heavy what?
by schischa October 23, 2007
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work the metal

Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces
Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.
by trillmatik February 2, 2014
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Nu-Metal

Nu-Metal (also called neo-metal, aggro-rock) is a subgenre of heavy metal. It evolved from alternative metal and eventually became it's own subgenre in the mid to late 90s. It includes many artists such as Korn, Slipknot and Disturbed in their first work, The Sickness (although, David Draiman has stated in an interview he felt it sounded more like reggae metal, similar to Skindred.) and lesser known bands such as Coal Chamber, Flaw and Sevendust. The genre itself receives unwarranted and unneeded bashing and criticism from say, thrashers and brutal death metalers, and then again from whiny teen fags that listen to one direction or whatever. They seem to forget that these artists were pioneers that came up with a new musical genre. What have your artists done? Recreated something done how many times? Nu-Metal is an excellent example of vocal and instrumental talent (excluding fred durst. He has no perceivable talent of which to speak, coming from a true nu-metal fan.) Its quite fun to listen to and it doesn't deserve the bashing and wrinkling of noses whenever its name is mentioned. I can guarantee that when you were you an angsty teen, you had a korn poster in your bedroom, or a copy of the slipknot debut in your room. The whole musical world respect Korn For ushering in a completely new genre, me personally, I think that that's worth something.
Gary: Did you listen to the korn self titled?
Sean: Yeah! I was headbangin in my sleep! Perfect example of nu-metal gone right!
Gary: don't listen to limp bizkit, they'll turn you right off of it. fred fuckin durst...
Sean: what a fuckin douchebag..
by clammyhxnds March 9, 2015
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Münchausen Metal

A style of metal that is made up so people think you are awesome and know a lot of stuff you don’t understand.
“I only listen to 'Münchausen Metal' … I’ve doubt you’ve heard of it. It’s super subterranean and beyond extremely world first exclusive brutally epic!”
by VikingFett July 23, 2015
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Metal Jenelle

This is usually people performed by people named Jenelle, during intercourse the female (usually named Jenelle) will stick the tip of a Ka-Bar knife into the males penis, the males penis must be below average and pubes must very grown for a “Metal Jenelle.”
I found out I have a really small penis and I need to shave, I just got a Metal Jenelle.
by PudgyKid November 19, 2018
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Piss Metal

Pissmetal is a specific genre of metal created in Amity Pennsylvania

It combines elements of Sludge Metal, Groove Metal, and sometimes Southern Rock. Pissmetal is typically loud and thrashy, often featuring screaming vocals, ripping bass guitar leads, groovy guitar solos, and sharply contrasted tempos. First made popular by the band Amity in Ashes who hail from Amity Pennsylvania, a small town south of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.
Man I went to a show last night and my neck is killing me! They were playing piss metal all night, and I couldn't stop banging my head.
by Amity in Ashes July 12, 2017
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Crip Metal

Crip metal is any genre of metal (usually thrash, black metal, or metalcore) with Crip members or lyrics about being a Crip and doing Crip activities like smoking weed and killing bloods, other crips, or other gangs.
Some Crip metal bands aren't actually part of the gang, but instead like the aesthetic of Crips or gang music.
Person 1: "I just started my new Crip Metal band, we scream about killing bloods and shit"
Person 2: "nice cuh"

Person 1: "Did you hear that black metal band band name?"
Person 2: "nah man that shits Crip Metal"
by busaskue August 5, 2018
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