If you don't know what facebook season is, can you ever really understand it? The beginning of a semester when you are meeting lots of new people and you have to decide who to give the old friend request, and whose friend request to accept. Many people will just try to DM you to get homework answers, while others will take their metaphorical buckshot off the wall and gear up for another semester of hunting. And yardy know that hot freshman from your Econ discussion is in season. Just make sure not to accidentally like any of her mom's posts she's tagged in.
by AlphaSicarius September 20, 2018
Get the Facebook Seasonmug. When you get on your computer for a specific reason and somehow wind up on facebook completely forgetting your original purpose.
loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip
loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip
"Yes, professor, I know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense I experienced a facebook slip. In all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research."
by jackcracksmith August 30, 2011
Get the facebook slipmug. Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.
He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010
Get the phantom facebookingmug. The strategic game of unfriending people on Facebook. The pawns are the first to go...people who will never notice or give little resistance. After that you have to carefully plan your next step on who you will delete. Family members and crazy friends are much harder to delete and require a few steps ahead of planning.
I had a game of Facebook Chess the other night. I deleted all those people I added when I was in rehab that I will never see again, however, I plan on deleting my mother-in-law from facebook, this might take a few sacrifices.
by A Sav February 25, 2011
Get the Facebook Chessmug. word used when someone is trying to look emotionally deep on facebook and someone comments with something funny, thus negating the first person's idea, and the first person being 'Face'd' via facebook.
Person 1 (As a status): What if life is really just a bus stop? We're just, looking for someone to spend the time with."
Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.
Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!
Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.
Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!
by The Emerald Halibut March 8, 2011
Get the Facebook Face'dmug. What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?
We haven't told anyone. How did you know?
It was Facebook obvious
We haven't told anyone. How did you know?
It was Facebook obvious
by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017
Get the Facebook obviousmug. A band that has made a facebook page and discusses picture opportunities and makes t-shirts...but hasn't actually written any music, performed anywhere or had any band practices.
Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!
by AndAllThatTaz October 29, 2011
Get the Facebook bandmug.