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crop dusting somone

Crop dusting somone is when you fart and then leave the area that you just farted in.
Crop dusting somone is When you get out of a car and you start to leave and the person in the car asked if you just crop dusted them.
by CG money all star May 7, 2018
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doublewide dust storm

Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.
Damn Chad - you created a doublewide dust storm in here. No more chili dogs for you!
by The mad shatter December 3, 2018
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cheeto dust etiquette

The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.

Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.

Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013
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dust my balls

A clever synonym for: go to hell; suck my dick; fuck off; kiss my ass.
Stranger: We need you to work an overtime shift on Saturday

You: Man, YHALL can dust my balls. I quit.
by More, Parma Sean September 17, 2017
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Dusty the dust bunny

Dusty the Dust Bunny is a character made popular on the TikTok platform later moving to Instagram, YouTube and even television with his unique sense of humor and positive outlook he has worked his way into millions of viewer hearts. Loved by all Dusty is a blueish colored furry character always wearing sunglasses his voice is deep and comforting.Made in the 3d software Blender.born to a dust bunny and a piece of pocket lint he grew up in the south as a farmer later becoming a stand up comedian.
I love Dusty the dust bunny his voice is comforting and he is hallairous.
by DustyDaDustBunny February 8, 2023
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Cold Dust Girl

A fresh, stylish unique girl with a swagger all her own.

Also a song by the indie/electronic group, Hey Champ!
"When Aidenne donned those red & blue pumps the other day with that white "Trigun" dress, she personified the definition of a cold dust girl.
by Aidenne February 27, 2009
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crop dust toss

The act of farting in ones hand and then tossing it in someones face, also known as a portable crop dust.
crop dust toss works best when driving in the car, reaching down cupping a fart in your hand, then throwing the stench in the drivers/passengers face. (if driver performs this locking the windows is a nice touch)
by mega duster January 31, 2010
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