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Neked

The “correct” way to pronounce the word “naked” according to the retarded nigger Jaiden.
“Ew, don’t date Jaiden, he’s a retarded nigger. He pronounces the word “naked”, “neked.”
by Hdsieheysutsysus November 28, 2020
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butt naked perpatrating hoe

a naked jealous female that interrupts mutual strokage and wants to join in on the action
My fucking naked friend Sandy interupted me and Gary performing meat curtain bangage, so therefore she is a butt naked perpatrating hoe
by Rayford Legions February 27, 2008
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cookies milk naked pleasures

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookes, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"
Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*
by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004
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Naked Mole Rat

A girl with Blondish Brownish hair otherwise known as Amber. She loves chocolate and long walks on the beach. She's got cute little freckles and cheeks you just want to squeeze. The cheeks on her face is what I'm talking about. Not her butt chekks, there to small. Nah Nah, jk. For short call her N.M.R.!!!!
"Is That An N.M.R.!?" Girl 1

" You mean a naked mole rat?" Girl 2

"Oh, yeah" Girl 1
by dgjdghfghf girl September 9, 2009
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Nike

a prefix used to phrase an adjective in its most extreme sense
damn that souvlaki is nikespensive
by Mr. ZTS October 16, 2008
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get naked

Forcing peoples to take off theirs pants-ss, and underdrawers. Usualy consisting of the middle, and index finger of the right hand outstreched, and shaking up and down twice. Often used by crooked cops, and pimps.
Fred told Jane to "GET NAKED!"
by Joshizzle February 28, 2005
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naked heed

You've got a naked heed!
by toadibreed January 16, 2009
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