by Theo4ever January 11, 2015
A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
by niko5 May 04, 2022
When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.
Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?
Carrie: ugh...yeah
Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?
Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy
Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
Carrie: ugh...yeah
Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?
Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy
Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
by Lebv23 March 15, 2011
by Allizard07 July 02, 2009
by sz11 December 03, 2008
The act of being on myspace for an extensive amount of time (3 hours or more), while not realizing how much time has gone by, and really not doing recieving any comments or messages, just spacing out, checking you friends list every five minutes, for no particular reason, and clicking on profiles you know are private. No one knows why this is done or what causes this phenomenon. We're all guilty of it.
by RandomDino September 08, 2007
Kevin:Is bobby myspacing again?
Chink:Yea thats all the kid ever does!
Keith:Quite frankly i think he is myspacing to be a whore!
Chink:Yea thats all the kid ever does!
Keith:Quite frankly i think he is myspacing to be a whore!
by Red boy February 29, 2008