MySpace

A way for teens to throw away their lives talking to people online that they could easily text, call, or go over to their house

Tim:You have a MySpace?
Josh:whats that?
Tim:texting and friends on the internet!
Tim Dies laughing on the floor

by Clouds of YouTube April 15, 2009

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Myspace is a website for rich upper class scenester bitches who really have no idea about what real life is like. Started out as a good idea for ADULTS. Then ruined by teen america.

wow, poor guy who has to pay for the server this myspace shit is run on...

by Steve N July 24, 2008

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A place where people use as much profanity as possible, try to look tough, and where girls are actually allowed to make themselves look like sluts without getting into a shitload of trouble from their idiot parents

HAI GAIZ CMMNT MII PICCHUR PLZZ BCZ I DWNLOADED THM AL OF GOOGLE AND UPLODED DEM TO MYSPACE CUZ I'M ACCULY A PRIK HOO CNT SPEL 4 SHEET

by socksandspoons October 16, 2009

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MySpaceness

To be cool. Or to have a lot of friends on MySpace.

"Margee has a billion friends on MySpace." MK said
"I wish I was as MySpaceness as her" Izzy said

by Izzyg413 October 20, 2008

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Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

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