mudda assahoe

chinese way of saying mother asshole

Asian man: MUDDA ASSAHOE
Me: O:

by diahhreahpants January 19, 2022

Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.

I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.

by chadd33 January 22, 2022

Muddy Columbian

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"

I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning

by OldHunterRuby January 30, 2022

muddyphobic

when you hate muddy

I am MuddyPhobic

by du9shoindsq January 31, 2022

MUDDYPHOBIC

When you have a specific hate for Muddy

I am Muddyphobic

by du9shoindsq January 31, 2022

Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022

Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed

Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights

by LilT666 February 11, 2022